I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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