dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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