Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
