he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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