69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Well I just put wine in my tea
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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