good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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