I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
