My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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