Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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