gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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