the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize
