That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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