It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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