and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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