I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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