it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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