i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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