I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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