You can't motorboat a personality
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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