using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
So much rum. So many feels.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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