So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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