Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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