haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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