that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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