shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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