Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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