I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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