People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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