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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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