She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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