Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ketchup is God's man juice
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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