She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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