new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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