I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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