do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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