When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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