I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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