He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We got so high we made milksteak
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
