I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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