Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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