I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
one might say we're banned from that church
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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