just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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