I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
smell my finger.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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