exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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