make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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