i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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