Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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