I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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