worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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