mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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