Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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