she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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