i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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