As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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